Look, I'm gonna keep this short. I've got things to do.... Like play games on the IPhone I got as a Christmas gift.
I'm addicted to the phone itself, and to the millions of games that I can purchase of download for free.
My problem is... Everyone tells you how fun and awesome these games are but, no one ever tells you how addicting they are!
They don't tell you how it's a struggle to pull yourself away from the game and actually pay attention to your kids of your hubby or the food you are burning in the pan. Noooo, no one tells you that.
Well, that's why I'm here. To tell you to stay away from all of these free games!
Don't play candy crush. It's so beautiful with all of its bright colors and tasty looking treats. You'll dream of them at night, if you fall asleep. You'll dream that you are in this beautiful land of giant candy and you wake up with your mouth wide open like you were ready to take a big bite of one of the caramel ones.
Don't play words with friends because the competitive daemon in you won't let you rest until you beat that one friend who always wins!!! Rematch? Why yes, yes I will!
Don't play real racing three, you will begin to think you are an actual race car driver and begin trying to race every other mini van in the neighborhood to the stop sign, then to the light, then to the coffee house, and even the day care. They promised me last time that it was just a warning bug next time I would actually get escorted off campus by a police officer.
Don't play my newest addiction, "what's the word." (Deep inhale) With its four pictures and cute little letter tiles just waiting to be placed under the picture in the correct order So you can win virtual money and buy yourself out of a situation where you just can't figure out what the last picture has in common with the others and you have decided that you are about to go online and harass all of your Facebook friends to see if they can help you identify that one last picture.... (Whew and exhale! )
No! Do yourself a favor... Stay away from free game apps. They will suck the time right out of your life like no ones business! Wait! Time... Clock... Face.. That's it! I just figured out my last clue!!!
Ok guys and gals gotta run. It's 1 am and I have to solve this picture game! Until next time... See ya! ;)